I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY

[jakethegoat]

One year ago, I began a strange obsession with goats, thanks to my township renting a herd to clear the park of poison ivy. And, after learning to walk a goat and learning to love her like a pet (even when I have to drag her by the head to stop her from headbutting me), I am going to show her tomorrow at the local farm fair. I have to be there by 7:30 AM to do it, but this whole thing has been worth it.

And then, when the show's over, the animals will be moved to a tent, which we (the members of the club) will be attending to 24/7.

I'm going to be a carnie for a week and sleep in a tent with goats, basically.

(I'm actually very excited)